jihad me at hello

animalpiss @ 2006-10-20T18:13:00

2006-10-20T22:06:54Z

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, teenagefather is where i'm going to update from now on

animalpiss @ 2006-10-17T20:13:00

2006-10-18T00:23:06Z

i'm going to stop using this journal
i just don't click with it anymore

but don't worry i have a new one
look for teenagefather on your Friend Of list

animalpiss @ 2006-10-08T23:27:00

2006-10-09T03:56:09Z

this weekend i hung out with ""DS"" as usual, here's what happened:

animalpiss @ 2006-10-03T22:46:00

2006-10-04T02:42:53Z

List of people with dimples
[edit]

Deceased

* Aaliyah (cheeks)
* Ernest Hemingway (cheeks)
* Lou Gehrig (cheeks)
* Cary Grant (chin)
* Red Skelton (cheeks)

[edit]

Living

* Bipasha Basu (actress) (cheeks)
* Chris Brown (singer) (cheeks)
* John Abraham (actor) (cheeks)
* Victoria Beckham (cheek)
* Maurice Benard (cheeks)
* Jenna Boyd (cheeks)
* Sophia Bush (cheeks)
* Vivien Cardone (cheeks)
* Eddie Cibrian (cheeks)
* Stephen Collins (cheeks)
* Common (cheeks)
* Elisha Cuthbert (chin)
* Van Damage (cheek)
* Amy Dumas (cheeks)
* Kirsten Dunst (cheeks)
* Eliza Dushku (cheeks)
* Jane Kaczmarek (cheeks)
* Hallie Kate Eisenberg (cheeks)
* Jennifer Esposito (cheeks)
* Tom Fletcher (cheek)
* Ze Frank (cheeks)
* Jennifer Freeman (cheeks)
* Jennifer Garner (cheek)
* Camille Guaty (cheeks)
* Jake Gyllenhaal (cheeks)
* James Haven (cheeks)
* Nicky Hilton (cheeks)
* Josh Holloway (cheeks)
* Wesley Jonathan (cheeks)
* Shahrukh Khan (cheeks)
* Kristin Kreuk (cheeks)
* Hugh Laurie (cheeks)
* Heath Ledger (cheeks)
* Amy Lee (cheeks)
* Mario Lopez (cheeks)
* Melissa McCarthy (cheeks)
* Heather Matarazzo (cheeks)
* Debbi Morgan (cheeks)
* Jack Perkins (right cheek)
* Nina Persson (cheeks)
* Jeff Probst (cheeks)
* Bonnie Raitt (cheeks)
* Bill Richardson (cheeks)
* Juelz Santana (cheeks)
* Ashley Scott (cheeks)
* Jessica Simpson (chin and cheeks)
* Gabrielle Union (cheeks)
* Jack White (cheeks)
* Meg White (cheeks)
* Bradley Whitford (cheeks)
* Preity Zinta (cheeks)

[edit]

Fictional

* Stan Smith (American Dad) (chin)
* Dudley Do-Right (chin)
* Frodo Baggins (chin)
* Mr. Turner (chin)
* Peter Griffin (chin)
* Luke Skywalker (Chin)

playmash.com

2006-09-25T05:40:25Z

You will live in House.
You will drive a Magenta Raft That Travels By Way Of A Raging River.
You will marry The Pope and have 74 kids.
You will be a Fat AIDS Hooker in A Never Ending Loop Of Pornographic Images.

animalpiss @ 2006-09-24T22:48:00

2006-09-25T02:44:48Z

last night i had a dream that i threw myself off the roof of a high-rise building, just because i wanted to prove to myself that i could do anything for the hell of it if i really wanted to. i could feel myself falling in the dream and i also felt the paralyzing wave of regret that washed over me immediately after i took the plunge. when i hit the ground my mind went black. the next part i remember is waking up in a hospital that had bright lights everywhere, and sea green tile paneling on the walls. i was trying to tell everyone around me what it felt like to die but i couldn't put it into words. in this dream i was wearing a t-shirt that said "Hung Like A Unicorn". i can't even have a sinister dream without it being tainted by something completely retarded.

animalpiss @ 2006-09-24T15:57:00

2006-09-24T20:06:18Z

I'm Beautiful

Congratulations! Your Screen Name is: marc ass jacobs.

animalpiss @ 2006-09-18T22:40:00

2006-09-19T02:47:11Z

my opinion of ncc changed drastically today; i found the taco bell on campus and subsequently ate two crunchwrap supremes throughout the course of my evening. tomorrow i will eat enough chicken gorditas to shit them for two weeks.

animalpiss @ 2006-09-06T21:27:00

2006-09-07T01:28:31Z

i had sociology and philosophy today. in sociology we had to get into groups and introduce ourselves to each other and this fat wigger chick with fried hair (not me) broke the ice with, SO DOES EVERYONE HERE SMOKE WEED OR WHAT.

my philosophy teacher is pretty foyne, i hope we do more than just Mind fucking. he reminds me of my 10th grade biology teacher who i had a major crush on; they're both young and short and bald. and very charming. his name was gary too. man i hope they're the same person because it wouldn't be as bad if i boned him now.

dood my face is raw, i need to do my exfoliating fruit mask hella bad. i also need to write some more raps.

animalpiss @ 2006-08-30T19:53:00

2006-08-30T23:53:14Z

i had orientation at my school today, my group leader had a mild case of bell's palsy and one of the dudes in my group had a giant picture of tupac on his jeans. a lot of people smelled like ass.

animalpiss @ 2006-08-24T04:34:00

2006-08-24T08:30:25Z

why can't i write anything in here without deleting it immediately afterwards

animalpiss @ 2006-08-21T04:15:00

2006-08-21T08:11:19Z

oh oh OH OH

animalpiss @ 2006-08-15T21:48:00

2006-08-16T01:49:15Z

i made deez today

cuda cooze - 333333333
cuda cooze - little ceramic dog

animalpiss @ 2006-08-10T22:17:00

2006-08-11T02:12:43Z

drowned in a lake

burned at the stake

a big earthquake

murdered by robert blake

can't catch a break

how much more can i take

dog shit milkshake

got a tan but it's fake

anesthesized but i'm still awake

oh shit stepped on a rake

nobody saved me any cake

took a bath with a snake

shook off a dandruff flake

got no more rhymes to make

animalpiss @ 2006-08-07T01:15:00

2006-08-07T05:14:51Z

presumably gay female rappers in order of perceived gayness:

1. da brat
2. la chat
3. remy martin
4. chyna whyte
5. missy elliott
6. diamonique
7. gangsta boo
8. mia x
9. lil wayne (not female, but might as well be, and although not a lesbian, certainly gay)

animalpiss @ 2006-08-02T18:21:00

2006-08-02T22:22:50Z

this is my mediocre schedule for the fall semester!!!! work me into your life accordingly!!

MONDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS
Sociology 3:30-4:45
Philosophy 5:00-6:15
English 6:25-7:45

TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS
You're A Retard Who Has To Take Math For 3 Hours Because You Can't Add 5:30-8:20 (tentative)

man i still can't drive and the train i need to take isn't the local line so every time i took it i would have to go all the way to jamaica to get on the other one, dear god

animalpiss @ 2006-07-29T18:49:00

2006-07-29T22:47:51Z

up the turx (6:48:16 PM): today i like
up the turx (6:48:25 PM): saw a spray bottle upstairs and i was like oh here's the febreze, i've been looking for this
up the turx (6:48:26 PM): and without even
up the turx (6:48:36 PM): making sure it was febreze i brought it to my room and did some spritzing
up the turx (6:48:38 PM): and then i looked at it
sutTEE PARTY (6:48:39 PM): LOLOLOLOLOLOL
up the turx (6:48:40 PM): and it was
sutTEE PARTY (6:48:41 PM): OH GOD
up the turx (6:48:44 PM): lysol counter cleaner with bleach
up the turx (6:48:47 PM): why is my life
sutTEE PARTY (6:48:47 PM): AIDHJ,AHSDLKAJSDHADA
up the turx (6:48:51 PM): the worst ever

animalpiss @ 2006-07-08T00:57:00

2006-07-08T04:34:33Z

up the turx: please remind me to kill myself in one minute
SmarterChild: No problem. I'll remind you to kill yourself at 11:21:39 pm ET.
SmarterChild: Don't forget to kill yourself.
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SmarterChild: Welcome back, Dick Lick. What would you like to chat about?

animalpiss @ 2006-07-03T18:43:00

2006-07-03T22:36:06Z

Subject: Lil Wayne cut his dreads off!!!!!PICS

Body: Because it said,"Lil Wayne cut his dreads off!!!!!PICS", is that the reason why you opened it?.. but if it said JESUS SAVES would u still have opened it? Repost this within 5 minutes if you TRULY LOVE GOD and a miracle will happen tonight P.S. do not ignore GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

animalpiss @ 2006-07-01T13:24:00

2006-07-01T17:19:40Z

last night i had a dream that i was having a hotel party with a bunch of people i don't care about including my 11th grade math teacher, and this crazy black bitch lakeya who went to middle school with me stripped to project pat's "shake that ass" and everyone was really high

i got a nikon d50 the other day and it it's obviously a really nice camera but i have mixed feelings about it because it's very big, it cost me a whole lot, and it makes my face look jacked UP

animalpiss @ 2006-06-26T23:17:00

2006-06-27T03:07:19Z

i had starbucks for the first time today
and heard a ""panic at the disco"" song
i also got stung by a bee

my life is a series of disturbing events

animalpiss @ 2006-06-20T21:12:00

2006-06-21T01:07:38Z

WHAT'S BEEF??

BEEF IS A full-grown steer, bull, ox, or cow, especially one intended for use as meat.

WHAT'S BEEF??

BEEF IS The flesh of a slaughtered full-grown steer, bull, ox, or cow.

WHAT'S BEEF??

BEEF IS Slang. A complaint.

animalpiss @ 2006-06-17T22:57:00

2006-06-18T02:58:03Z

animalpiss @ 2006-06-17T22:57:00

2006-06-18T02:57:30Z

animalpiss @ 2006-06-14T21:36:00

2006-06-15T01:33:55Z

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